Am I the Only One That Signals?
Bob E. Sherman
Bob E. Sherman was born and raised on the
He enrolled at MIT to be a diesel mechanic then transferred to The U to study marine biology before getting his degree in accounting. He has lived in
He is or was a CPA, CMA, factory trained Evinrude mechanic, licensed yacht salesman and licensed USCG captain. He has served as director and treasurer of his condo, dockmaster of the condo marina, President of a cemetery, Commodore of a yacht club, and member of the Hallandale Marine Advisory Committee, where he has learned that non paying jobs are not as satisfying as you may think.
His column "Dead Reckoning" appears monthly in the Waterfront News.

Attention all South Florida residents. My theory that there is no SUV owner that knows how to park is proven almost every day.
This applies to all cars but especially SUVs. If you find my business card on your windshield; it means that you have done a poor job of parking and are taking up two spots. If you are within the lines then I probably saw you do something illegal or downright stupid. You probably cut me off, changed lanes without signaling, stopped on a crosswalk while waiting for a traffic light or were driving with your fog lights on when it was a clear night.
No need to be offended just buy my book for $15.95 and be thankful I am not a cop, as the ticket would have cost you a lot more.
Have a nice day.