Am I the Only One That Signals is a collection of comic essays on a variety of subjects covering everything from Alpha to Zulu. As the title suggests, the author considers himself one of the few people in this world who uses his turn signals. However, the reader needs to keep in mind that this book is in no way intended to be a driving manual about how to change lanes properly.

So you’re probably asking yourself at this point--why would using his turn signals make his opinions worth reading? When an individual is famous everyone listens to him. Just think about it. We all listened to George Bush and look what a mess we’re in now. So isn’t it time for some fresh ideas?

What else sets Bob E. apart from the average person besides using his turn signals? He wears narrow shoes, doesn’t eat fish or chopped liver, doesn’t have kids or pets and is a big fan of country music and Harley-Davidsons. He does have one live plant in his house. And lastly, his wife of 40 years uses his last name.

Bob E. is solely responsible for the opinions expressed in this book. They are based on over fifty years of extensive research and interviews with hundreds of people. They are not intended to offend anyone. But, if they do, lighten up. If you feel as if you have absolutely no sense of humor, I would then suggest that you not even attempt to read this book. Throughout the book, Bob E. poses lots of questions. He does this only to make you think, not because he doesn't know the answer. Bear in mind that not every subject in the book is meant to be funny. Some topics are included in an attempt to hopefully make you reflect on another viewpoint. And, if he manages to give you reason to pause or even make you mad then he has accomplished his goal.

The book has been a work in progress for many years; so many of the  thoughts or opinions are about people, places or things that are no longer remembered by anyone alive or may have even happened before you were born. If the latter applies, ask your parents; if the former applies, don't worry, most likely you're probably dead.

Under advice of counsel some of the names in the stories have been changed to protect the innocent, namely Bob E. Furthermore, any resemblance to actual people, places and things is purely coincidental. Or, at least that is what he will swear to in court.

All the profits from this book will be donated to Jerry’s Kids; that is after having deducted the cost of a new boat.